Da croc Meseeg of day

Dear Gorge Washeengton,
Me need help. Yoos contree ees fadeeng, so me want to take ova. Pleez help me take ova, and reestore peece. Yoos stone, and beeg, so can crush preseedent!
Yoos our onlee hope!
PS- have yoos seen my gun? Me need, so i can shoot amareecans beehind yoos back after i own contree!

Zombie

you walk around
with clouded eyes
lost from the grips
of emotion

you stare blankly
at my face
not a word is
understood

you can hear
but you dont listen
you can see
but you dont look

you are blind
of my emotions
blind
of even your own

you never started
you never tried
you never quit
you never died

Valentines day croc

Dear Green Lady,
Yoos is bootiful, me wants to marry! Me dumped woomun, because she not as green as yoo. Also, she drive me NUTS! Yoos can not do that, because yoos statue! Weel yoo marry me?
From da bes Croc een world.
Ps- I reely dump woomun. Me tink she cheateeng on me!

Dear Meester Potato Man,
I ees so sorry to hear yoos girlfren goes meeseeng. I ees have idea- yoos can let mee eet yoos with zeeba gravy, den yoos can rejoin yoos girlfren!
That right! I eet her! She taste guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud!

From, Croc Murderer

Ps- reely, i weel eet yoos eether way, so geev up!

What's Love?

Love is like water
Amazing to watch
A steady stream
But you can’t hold on to it for too long
As it will just slip through your fingers.

Love is like Ice
Sculpt it
Feel the chilling sensation it gives
But Be careful-
It will only melt away

Love is like steam
Watch wind and twirl up
Literally untouchable
But don’t be too upset
When it dissapears into thin air

b-day

It is almost my b-day and i was wondering if i should bring brownies,cupcakes or both for Monday.Please leave a comment with your choice.Majority wins!

The Angry Ex- Girlfriend

I don't need you
We're done
OVER
You got it?
Everything you did
Did you think I forgot it?
Boy, you just lie
And this is the last time
You play with my heart,
Like its a pass time.
I know just what you did
And I'll hate you forever
You thought that it was hidden
But PLEASE!
I know better
Next time around
I won't make a heart my home
In case Inside I find something
I Didn't wanna know
You played with me like a doll
And put me back on the shelf
Now this time "Babe"
LIE TO YOURSELF

The Great Depression

Withered
I’m withered
broken and torn
the rain keeps falling
in this endless storm

My tears
are no matter
they just fall to the ground
and I keep screaming
but no one hears a sound

The thunder in the air
traps my voice in my throat
while the clouds are covering
any glimmer of hope

So I’ll choke on my sadness
and drown in my tears
while you live your life
I
am still here