Da croc meeseeg of Day

Dear Barack Obama,
I weel give yoos feefty bucks fo the Uniteed States of Amereeca. I want to make dem eento zombee slaves, then make dem feed demselves to me.
Pleez? I weel even geeve yoos feefty hundreed for dem, because i rob bank, so i have eenough money. i hope yoos weel geeve me contree, or me will KEEL!
From, Anoneemouse Croc
Ps- i reely, reely want to eet someone. preferablee hoomun. pleez sell da contree to me.

The croc meseeg of day

dear anne frankfurter.

i wants to keel yous and eets yous hed! Eet look tasty, and will be food for cRoc! I cant catch zeeba neigba, so weel catch yoo!

from, Hitler croc

ps- i eet yous frend, because i control NAZIS!


Dear Julius Mustard,
I wants to buys yoo, then keel yoos. Eef i buy firs, then eet weel be legal to keel you. that wat i reed, and was a lot of work. et better be worth for mee.
From, abra Ham lincoln croc
Ps- i preetend i want to free slaves, but i reely wants to eet!


Dear Obasan,
I am not sorry yoos boyfren die. He deeserve, beecuz hee feeds mee gross bread. Eet break my toof. Me eet heem!
From, Hitler croc
Ps- mee do lot of bad ting! cause eeveel gud!

Dear Gandee,
I not agree with yoos. We should rule yoos, because then we can eet yoos without confleect. Yoo will be firs to go, cause yoos name hard to spell.
From, Keeng Gorg the whatever croc
Ps- me dont even know how to spell my own name, or if i ees the third or whateva, because me ees to stoopid, so pleez take pitee on poor starving rich famous keeng, and feed yoos to me. pleez.