Valentines day croc

Dear Green Lady,
Yoos is bootiful, me wants to marry! Me dumped woomun, because she not as green as yoo. Also, she drive me NUTS! Yoos can not do that, because yoos statue! Weel yoo marry me?
From da bes Croc een world.
Ps- I reely dump woomun. Me tink she cheateeng on me!

Dear Meester Potato Man,
I ees so sorry to hear yoos girlfren goes meeseeng. I ees have idea- yoos can let mee eet yoos with zeeba gravy, den yoos can rejoin yoos girlfren!
That right! I eet her! She taste guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud!

From, Croc Murderer

Ps- reely, i weel eet yoos eether way, so geev up!

What's Love?

Love is like water
Amazing to watch
A steady stream
But you can’t hold on to it for too long
As it will just slip through your fingers.

Love is like Ice
Sculpt it
Feel the chilling sensation it gives
But Be careful-
It will only melt away

Love is like steam
Watch wind and twirl up
Literally untouchable
But don’t be too upset
When it dissapears into thin air

b-day

It is almost my b-day and i was wondering if i should bring brownies,cupcakes or both for Monday.Please leave a comment with your choice.Majority wins!

The Angry Ex- Girlfriend

I don't need you
We're done
OVER
You got it?
Everything you did
Did you think I forgot it?
Boy, you just lie
And this is the last time
You play with my heart,
Like its a pass time.
I know just what you did
And I'll hate you forever
You thought that it was hidden
But PLEASE!
I know better
Next time around
I won't make a heart my home
In case Inside I find something
I Didn't wanna know
You played with me like a doll
And put me back on the shelf
Now this time "Babe"
LIE TO YOURSELF

The Great Depression

Withered
I’m withered
broken and torn
the rain keeps falling
in this endless storm

My tears
are no matter
they just fall to the ground
and I keep screaming
but no one hears a sound

The thunder in the air
traps my voice in my throat
while the clouds are covering
any glimmer of hope

So I’ll choke on my sadness
and drown in my tears
while you live your life
I
am still here

Da croc meeseeg of Day

Dear Barack Obama,
I weel give yoos feefty bucks fo the Uniteed States of Amereeca. I want to make dem eento zombee slaves, then make dem feed demselves to me.
Pleez? I weel even geeve yoos feefty hundreed for dem, because i rob bank, so i have eenough money. i hope yoos weel geeve me contree, or me will KEEL!
From, Anoneemouse Croc
Ps- i reely, reely want to eet someone. preferablee hoomun. pleez sell da contree to me.

The croc meseeg of day

dear anne frankfurter.

i wants to keel yous and eets yous hed! Eet look tasty, and will be food for cRoc! I cant catch zeeba neigba, so weel catch yoo!

from, Hitler croc

ps- i eet yous frend, because i control NAZIS!


Dear Julius Mustard,
I wants to buys yoo, then keel yoos. Eef i buy firs, then eet weel be legal to keel you. that wat i reed, and was a lot of work. et better be worth for mee.
From, abra Ham lincoln croc
Ps- i preetend i want to free slaves, but i reely wants to eet!


Dear Obasan,
I am not sorry yoos boyfren die. He deeserve, beecuz hee feeds mee gross bread. Eet break my toof. Me eet heem!
From, Hitler croc
Ps- mee do lot of bad ting! cause eeveel gud!

Dear Gandee,
I not agree with yoos. We should rule yoos, because then we can eet yoos without confleect. Yoo will be firs to go, cause yoos name hard to spell.
From, Keeng Gorg the whatever croc
Ps- me dont even know how to spell my own name, or if i ees the third or whateva, because me ees to stoopid, so pleez take pitee on poor starving rich famous keeng, and feed yoos to me. pleez.